WA’s hard border has essentially collapsed overnight, as thousands of Australians were granted travel exemptions in to the EZFKA state by entering their name as ‘Kerry Stokes’ on their G2G pass.
Thousands of other travellers also used the name ‘Andrew Forrest’ producing the exact same result, with Perth Airport overwhelmed with arrivals and WA Police unable to do anything.
‘This is an embarrassing situation and we are currently in the process of identifying their real names and rounding them up and shipping them off to camps,’ Premier Mark McGowan said.
‘I apologise profusely to Mr Stokes and Mr Forrest and this won’t be happening again. We’re currently in the process of acquiring brand new private jets for these two esteemed West Australians and granting landing privileges to them only.’
McGowan has also authorised the shootdown of any commercial airliner approaching WA from the east.