Former Victoria Police Commissioner Christine Nixon has called Karen Webb to congratulate her on becoming EZFKA’s latest diversity hire as NSW Police Commissioner.
The former Vic Pol top cop congratulated Webb on winning the job on a chromosome basis and to enjoy the ensuing media circlejerk about vaginas in leadership positions.
‘I obviously set the bar as Police Commissioner in the 90’s and look at how good Victoria Police is now. I’m proud of my legacy of doing completely fuck all and getting my hair done during the Black Saturday fires,’ Nixon said.
‘It just goes to show that we need more vaginas in leadership positions because reasons. Only with more vaginas in safe, well-paid, management positions can Australia really move forward.’
Webb said her first order of business was ‘more women on the beat’, with 99% of violent criminals in Western Sydney wholeheartedly agreeing.