NSW Chief Health Officer Kerry Chant is currently isolating in hell, after testing positive for demonic possession yesterday.
The CHO is currently under Satanic quarantine and believed to be in good spirits, sharing a brimstone rock with Jeffrey Epstein.
“Kerry really gave the game away when she muttered New World Order at the press conference a few weeks ago,” Premier Dominic Perrottet said.
“Saying she also ‘really wanted to get stuck into the children’ was probably something else she should not have said, as the child sacrifice rituals she was involved in were already difficult to hide.”
Chant is slated to return from hell next week.