Men around EZFKA have lined up outside clinics in major cities to have their testicles removed, after the Australian government mandated castration to stop the spread of COVID.
The mandate came after Australians didn’t realise that the goal posts would keep moving and that this was always going to happen.
“Given the actions of most Australian men the last 18 months and their tolerance of tyranny, they really have no use for them anyway,” EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison said.
Local Melbourne man Dave Callahan said it was imperative his fellow Australian men get the chop.
“There’s some selfish men out there that are keeping their balls. You’re putting the community at risk. #Getcastrated and stop the spread.”