Morrison calls for end to COVID lockdowns and for commencement of climate lockdowns

EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for an end to COVID lockdowns immediately, to be replaced with climate lockdowns.

The Prime Minister made the announcement after National Cabinet, citing the need for further economic suicide.

“It should be clear by now to anyone with an IQ over room temperature that the lockdowns will never end, they’ll just be rebranded,” Morrison said.

“We need to finish off those small businesses that weren’t destroyed during lockdown. If you thought COVID Zero was insane, wait until you see our Carbon Zero plan.”

Morrison said that climate lockdowns will commence once international borders are open, which will make fuck all difference anyway.

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