The Australian Bureau of Statistics has revealed that “Scientism” is the fastest growing religion in EZFKA as a result of the 2021 Census.
The religion has seen a huge surge of growth from 2020 onwards, with the Church of Pfizer identified as the largest growing denominational sect.
“Lord Fauci and his local EZFKA Saints Swan and Coatsworth have seen a record number of worshippers in the past 18 months,” Professor Nerd Nerdison said.
“Scientism believers can be easily identified by their blue face coverings, chastising of non-believers, inquisition of public health order commandment breakers and ritual of injection of the body of Pfizer.”
Nerdison said although the data was not yet complete, the government should look at future considerations for potential sectarian violence between Pfizer, AZ and Moderna sects.