Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has announced a new program to kickstart tourism in EZFKA, with a new line of heavily discounted ‘insurance waiver’ flights to anyone who wants to roll the dice with a vaccinated pilot.
Flights will be discounted up to 80% in some cases, particularly long haul flights when international borders re-open. Astra Zeneca and Pfizer will both be sponsoring the initiative, which is part of Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s plan to restart Australian tourism.
“It’s like the mystery flights we used to have back in the 90’s. Only this time instead of not knowing your destination, it’s not knowing if you’ll get to your destination,” Joyce said.
“You also won’t know want vaccines the pilot has had. So, it could be mid-flight myocarditis or deep vein thrombosis, who knows, the possibilities are endless!”
The flights will start later this month.