A poll has found that Australians overwhelmingly support mainstream media journalists being made permanently non-essential.
The poll, conducted by the Institute for Based Australians, found that 85% of Australians with IQ’s over 105 overwhelmingly support making mainstream media journalists permanently non-essential during and after the COVID19 pandemic.
“Whether it’s Jon Faine deepthroating Daniel Andrews in the Fairfax papers, or some controlled opposition idiot shilling for vaccines on Sky News, Australians agree – they’re all wankers,” Director John Johnson said.
“Many of the repsonses seemed to agree that a bunch of self-righteous dickheads being allowed to work by asking softball questions of officials day in, day out while also telling some poor bastard that his small business of 25 years that puts food on his table should close, is bullshit.”
The poll also found that on-site reporters wearing masks during live crosses was “overwhelmingly cringe” and that daily case count press conferences were “retarded fear porn.”
No journalists from any major public or private network were available for comment, but many indicated they would respond with several outraged tweets later in the evening.