McGowan says best way to prevent future lockdowns is using more Indian security guards working multiple jobs

WA Premier Mark McGowan says best way to prevent future lockdowns is to use more private security, with a continued preference for Indian international students.

After a near-miss from a returning traveller from an Indian wedding, the second lockdown in WA was caused by an international student working a second job as an Uber driver and living with multiple others in the same predicament.  McGowan stated that twice the number of students were needed and that WA should double down.

“Victoria’s use of private security has shown us the model. The Economic Zone Formerly Known As Australia prides itself on outsourcing price and most importantly, risk, so Premier Andrews showed an innovative approach and we were stupid for not following hard enough,” said McGowan.

“The criticisms that the economic damage caused by shutting the state down several times vs the economic benefit of the mass importation of international students are unfounded. The long-term view is despite having little to no purchasing power, they will also become debt eligible and able to get on the debt and mortgage ladder. The case and the economics are settled.”

McGowan intends to use the next cabinet meeting to ensure the borders are re-opened as quickly as possible and that he would be consulting with Murdoch University as to the best approach.

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Agent 47

10/10

Thanks for the laughs today. Much needed.

Macro Cuck

Thank you kindly Mr Timbo for the abovementioned kindly words you have done the needful.

Last edited 2 months ago by Macro Cuck
robert2013

On a roll today 👏

Stewie

Off topic – I know ‘Friendlt Jordie’ is held in mixed regard, but frank I’d be prepared to have a beer with him or anyone else who calls Osmans Faruki a failure.

https://mobile.twitter.com/friendlyjordies/status/1389908379263451136

Last edited 2 months ago by Stewie
stagmal

i like it when he isnt shilling hardcore for the labor party, which unfortunately isnt much. he has some good insights and often knows who is shit but its drowned out by his weird labor fanboyism which im 100% sure hes getting paid to do.

Gouda

His latest work on John Barilaro is hilarious, as is his takedown of left leaning journalists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUhNFSyHGyE

Not completely sure if he’s Labor, as he often involves that Shooter/Fisher’s party MP too.

stagmal

he is hardcore for labor, watch more of his vids

he’ll never make an immigration video in his life

Last edited 2 months ago by stagmal
Agent 47

This. Raging ALP sycophant.

His early stuff was funny but then he went full cringe and just does the same ALP cheerleading in between bashing boomers.

stagmal

pretty sure he’s a paid shill

Freddy

I cringe at wealthy Progressives using the rich man’s tool of oppression.

Zoolander Jordie is a paid union mouthpiece.