WA Premier Mark McGowan has vowed he’s doing his best to tank his approval rating faster than the falling iron ore price.
As the price drops below $90USD a ton, McGowan says he’s been doing everything he can to come across as a right prick, particularly when it comes to keeping the border closed.
“It’s going to be a tough one but I think I can get there and I’ve had discussions with Gina about it. I’ve had sycophantic media and staffers writing all kinds of good things about me the last 2 years but the gloss is coming off now,” McGowan said.
“Letting cricketers and international students in while keeping families separated was a genius move and should expedite the process. I think that state daddy tag will wear off quite quickly, if it wasn’t already creepy as fuck in the first place.”
McGowan will only be wearing brown pants from now on at all press conferences while receiving text updates from eToro.