A new EZFKA poll has found that Australians who have taken the vaccine are now more insufferable wankers than vegans, crossfitters and cyclists.
The poll, conducted by the Institute for Tired of This Shit, found that recently vaccinated people were 99% more likely to be self-aggrandizing fuckwits than vegans or cyclists. Posting your vaccination selfie on social media and bragging over which pharmaceutical brand you have had, were found to be the most commonly insufferable traits.
“Never have we seen so many people needing peer validation for undergoing a medical procedure. Want to know if they’ve been vaccinated? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you,” Dr Nick Berenson said.
“Pretty pathetic, but given the level of self-esteem across Australia the data is not surprising. Probably the meekest, wussiest generation of people from boomers to zoomers that will sell any bit of hard-won freedom out for a morsel of comfort.”
The poll also found vaccinated Australians said apartheid on medical grounds was ok ‘as long as it didn’t directly impact them.’