Raf Epstein rushed to hospital after overdosing on Daniel Andrews’ semen

ABC Radio presenter Rafael Epstein has been rushed to Royal Melbourne Hospital this evening, after an alleged overdose involving a significant quantity of Premier Daniel Andrews’ semen.

The radio journalist and Andrews’ sycophant was allegedly seen leaving the daily press conference in an ambulance, with a visibly distraught Andrews seeing the ambulance off.

“This is the third time this has happened and we think this is incredibly selfish behaviour at this time,” a spokesman for Royal Melbourne Hospital said.

“Jon Faine and Richard Wilmington have also had this happen to them at the press conference, so it’s really quite selfish behaviour during a pandemic.”

Epstein remained in ICU overnight for observation.

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Dan Andrews Social Media Team Member #33

This is laughably fake news!
Mr Epstein wasn’t admitted to Royal Melbourne Hospital.
He was medevacked to Israel by private jet for rest and recreation.
He’s presently in a secure location with his distant relative Jeffrey Epstein – both are doing fine.
Reported!
#standwithDan #twoweekscurveflatten

Coming

“Raf Epstein” ? For real that’s his name ?

bjw678

I figure this is very melbourne centric…

T

No idea who RAF Epstein is but lol’ed massively at this 🤣

Max Payne

This is a guy who has a nice cushy taxpayer funded radio gig who cuts off a guy living in his car for having the temerity to complain about the ABC using the phrase ‘we’re all in this together’.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/furious-caller-blasts-abc-host-raf-epstein-over-lockdowns/news-story/145182403b0535ef94411c6179f92e08

bjw678

The abc also seems to be struggling to work out why MSM journalists are being targeted by protestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCkaRG1aLu0

Ramjet

He is the elite (deemed essential and had no detrimental financial impact due to Covid), why would he care about the plebs particularly the working class.

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