ABC Radio presenter Rafael Epstein has been rushed to Royal Melbourne Hospital this evening, after an alleged overdose involving a significant quantity of Premier Daniel Andrews’ semen.
The radio journalist and Andrews’ sycophant was allegedly seen leaving the daily press conference in an ambulance, with a visibly distraught Andrews seeing the ambulance off.
“This is the third time this has happened and we think this is incredibly selfish behaviour at this time,” a spokesman for Royal Melbourne Hospital said.
“Jon Faine and Richard Wilmington have also had this happen to them at the press conference, so it’s really quite selfish behaviour during a pandemic.”
Epstein remained in ICU overnight for observation.