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A man in the EZFKA city of Sydney has been fined 100,000 social credit points, after missing his mandated monthly COVID jab.
Luke Forrester, of the EZFKA subregion of Erina, realised he had not had his monthly mandated Pfizer vaccine and was at risk of causing another city wide lockdown.
“I checked in with the QR code app but it told me I was banned from buying food, because I had missed my monthly COVID jab,” Forrester said.
“The next thing I knew, I had NSW Social Cohesion Police Pty Ltd on my doorstep for a please explain and had to have the jab there and then.”
Forrester was also locked out of access to his monthly UBI payment and his social housing premises for one month as punishment.
Australian President Xi Jinping refused to comment on the matter, but reminded EZFKA citizens that failure to inoculate regularly may result in fates worse than fines.
“Xinjiang has plenty of camp space and so does northern Africa. So please, get your jabs and praise glorious EZFKA.”