EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison has stated that Australians will require regular vaccine updates for all 204 countries and variants of COVID, as they arise.
With new COVID threats emerging every week, the Prime Minister has found innovative new ways to get on top of it in spite of hotel quarantine and get Aussies lining up for the jab.
“This is a great economic development. That’s at least 204 chances to clip the ticket and fits right in with the spirit of EZFKA rent-seeking,” Morrison said.
Pfizer have announced that they will announce a vaccine subscription service, in conjunction with the Australian government, which will allow access to monthly vaccine jabs.
Morrison said the plan will work and has contingencies in case of mass refusals.
“We soon plan to use the vaccinated to bully the unvaccinated in case we can’t get those rates up or enough subscriptions, Premier Merlino has shown the way on that.”
A price point has not been agreed upon, but a spokesman for Pfizer says a monthly fee will be announced at a later date.