A new study has found that construction workers in the EZFKA city of Melbourne are completely immune to COVID during lockdowns.
The study, conducted by the Lowy Institute and Property Council of Australia, found that tradies working on construction sites wearing high visibility clothing were 100% immune to all strains of COVID.
Acting Premier James Merlino welcomed the findings and vowed to keep Victoria’s construction industry going during the lockdown the same as 2020.
“This is fantastic news and will keep Victoria’s big build going. We’ve got fuck all economically to fall back on so high-rise apartments to the moon it is!” Merlino said.
The study also had support from Australia’s unions and that the case to open the borders for skilled workers has strengthened.
“Keep Aussie tradies in jobs mate. Even if it is imported slave labour from Asia being paid cash in hand,” CFMEU President John Setka.