University of Sydney expels Indian student for not cheating on exams

The University of Sydney has spectacularly expelled an Indian student that failed to cheat on his exams.

Amandeep Singh, studying Bachelor of Commercial Cookery, said he was unfairly dismissed by the university and that the person he had paid to turn up and take the exam didn’t show up.

“Saar, I was in police custody saar for sexual assault of my uber passenger saar. I had no time to cheat exam saar,” Singh said via Punjabi interpreter.

“I have unfairly been dismissed saar. I have been doing right thing by uni saar by not turning up to class and using ABN to avoid work right restriction saar.”

Singh said he planned to shit on the lawn of the vice-chancellor’s office in protest as soon as he was released on bail.

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A fly in your ointment

Noice,
15 days without a “hate a joo, poo, slopoo, aboo,, negroo” post.

A new record for ezfka.com

LSWCHP

Back in the early 90s my then partner was a senior official at a local university.

She explained to me that at Indian educational institutions, it’s not considered wrong to cheat, it’s consider dumb to not cheat, and the only shameful thing about cheating is to be caught at it. Everybody cheats, everybody knows that, everybody pretends that there is no cheating.

Indian “students” over here were constantly being caught cheating, including hiring people to sit their exams, and they were very aggrieved at being punished for it.

One day she came home and told me that an Indian Uni had made a bold move and prohibited cheating(!!), and the student body rioted and trashed the place. 🙄

I’ve also seen footage of Indian university students chanting stuff, like 5 year olds learning their multiplication tables.

The short story….never, ever trust an Indian to actually have any knowledge whatsoever about the subject of his degree. Some of them obviously do, but many will have NFI.

A fly in your ointment

Cheat or no cheat, _e v e r y o n e_ graduate Aussie colleges/unis. ROtW does not lag behind by much.
Net result is the same: those who wanted to learn sumtin, they learned. The rest graduate by their own cheat or by uni’s cheat.
Higher education is a sham in major part nowadays.

Indians have higher distrust in authority and a naturally inclined to disobey (except caste system). Such thing is impossible to fathom by Homo Convictus.

Stewie

Apparently Benchode is a very insulting to Indians – I use it regularly whenever I feel like punishing myself by answering some unknown number.

Last edited 13 days ago by Stewie
LSWCHP

Hmm…the internet tells me the Hindi word (sp “Behanchodh”) means “one who fucks his sister”. As against the Tamil “Okkala Ozhi” meaning “He who fucks his older sister”.

When you have a culture where there are fine distinctions being made in incest insults, well, you know there must be a lot of it going on.

A fly in your ointment

You got your wires crossed there moite.
A culture that has distinctive insult involving incest finds incest highly repulsive. Hence the ultimate insult by using it.

What’s the insukt word your friends joos use for incest?

Stewie

Sometimes in your effort to sound smart all you simply do is highlight your stupidity.

The90kwbeast

Yeah nah. Why have a level of detail in terminology to discuss types of incest? Why is that at all required?

A fly in your ointment

There is no level in detail (except as professed in this little pond).

There is terminology and a distinction. This indicates society’s repulsive take on it. I.e. in societies where incest is not repulsive, can there be an engrossing with it and can it be used as a profanity? Of course not.
There’s much more to profanity and insults than what goes in regular “it’s joos/poos/negroos/aboos/slopoos fault” programming.

The90kwbeast

I’m not sure what you’re saying but you aren’t refuting my point, or are getting lost in semantics

LSWCHP

Further to the above “Bakrichod” means “one who fucks goats”

I think we may be onto something here, in terms of conveying displeasure to Indian call centre scammers.

Bobble McBobbleHead

But wait – you can now add a few more expressions of conversational excitement to your hindi vocabulary:

https://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word=chod

Stewie

Thanks to Bobble McBobbleHead for links to this site

https://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word=chod

stagmal

there is zero reason an international student who genuinely wants to study would come to australia over the us or the uk. our institutions have nowhere near the prestige theirs do

A fly in your ointment

…and local unis cater for that by offering SFA value education and chocolate-coat all that with a citizenship pathways

Gruppenführer Mark

I give you sage advice from our retail industry leader.

The90kwbeast

Must be a slow few months of business because that screams he really wants a rate cut.

The90kwbeast

What an absolute steal

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