Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has mandated Drag Queen Story Time as part of a new election promise to provide free childcare.
Victorian parents will be able to access free childcare only at centres across the state that are staffed exclusively by paedophiles posing as entertainers.
“Apart from being the usual ploy to buy the vote of emotional middle class white women who have proven themselves the worst enforcers of all the covid mandates the last two years, we can also appeal to the Minor Attracted Persons vote,” Andrews said.
‘We’ll get the kids minds and their genitals one way or the other. It’s a great stimulus package in more ways than one.’
Drag Queens will be selected from the Victorian Sex Offenders Registry in the coming weeks.