Australian hardware monopoly Bunnings has eliminated cash payments for all of it’s products, including it’s famous snags out the front.
From next month, shoppers will only be allowed to pay by facial recognition, with those who pay with cash instantly apprehended and sent to camps in China’s Xinjiang Province.
‘It’s a great day for corporate Australia bringing the Chinese experience fully to Australia. No longer will you just purchase shit quality ‘Made in China’ products marked up to oblivion, you’ll get a taste of their surveillance state as well. You may even get a chance to join our manufacturers in Xinjiang if you consider paying with cash,” a Bunnings spokesperson said.
‘We’ll also put out some bullshit press release spruiking the benefit of being able to catch some low level shoplifters to the simpleton dickheads out there, who don’t see the bigger picture of a digital surveillance state being enforced and championed by the corporate sector.’
‘Bunnings Warehouse: Digital Identity is just the beginning.’
Bunnings have said that they look forward to integrating their own social credit system program for loyal shoppers in the near future.