Restrictions Lifted!

EZFKWA taking a step forward after standing on the precipice of pandemic.

The subjects of EZFKWA have achieved a soft landing on COVID through welcoming and embracing restrictions on freedoms of movement and gathering, and largely unproven medical experiments.

I am pleased to announce that the requirement for a third jab, which we previously advised was necessary based on solid medical and scientific advice, is not required, as is masking indoors.

We have always listened to the rapidly changing and evolving health advice and acted accordingly to extend the restriction of freedoms on our subjects. We are now able to come out of this period of pandemic with some of the best health outcomes in the entire world.

Starting this Friday, our great state of WA will welcome full capacity for all sportsball venues, weddings, funerals and other social gatherings. We are also removing all restrictions on hospitality venues, so the 3% of antivaxers can enjoy a pint and a meal to relieve pressure on our severely understaffed food delivery service industry. We are working with our Federal counterparts to ensure that this critical skilled occupation is addressed as quickly as possible by removing G2G passes for all travellers into WA.

I would also like to thank all of the health staff state-wide for their hard work over last two years that masked under-investment in the healthcare sector in EZFKWA. This pandemic has been created to exceed all of our expectations, and EZFKWA subjects deserve full credit for the last two years.

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DictatorDavid

Meanwhile Victoria pushes on with the third jab (and probably a fourth for healthcare and age care workers etc)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10756697/Dan-Andrews-stand-THOUSANDS-teachers-tomorrow-failing-Covid-jab.html

Peachy

What the hell is wrong with those people?

I mean, seriously – are they not right in the head?

DJE᳆KA

see, that is an understatement.

the requirement for recent idiots and victims is to receive the 3rd prick within 3 months of the last one!
It used to be 6months

this is designed purely to inject as many as possible as fast it an be. Betcha the dela with pharma is to pay only for jabs injected

DJE᳆KA

nope

Underneath lieth a sinister proposition which states that about 99% of plebes currently self-unemployed will be unable to become employed unless waxx-to-the-maxx.

Until it becomes illegal for any entity to require 1/2/3/4/5/6/∞ jabs for employment it is superficial change.
it does seem it is by a design to over-reach so that a small change may seem as return to normal.

Peachy

Yes, to have to submit to being a pincushion just for a meal ticket is a disgrace. that sort of coercion is, substantively, nothing short of “it puts the lotion on its skin”…

DJE᳆KA

btw, how’d you worked out how to post?

I looked everywhere and apart from a link that reponds with a “wogs dont have a permission to enter this page” there was no other areas for posting.

Peachy

Maybe it’s something to do with your manifold membership manifestations?

DJE᳆KA

3ple M?

I actually found it. Had to take a dive into the history pond.
This is a recipe for a disaster…

Aussie Soy Boy