Premier Daniel Andrews has announced that Victoria will build the largest wind farm in the southern hemisphere at Golden Plains.
The project, designed to placate the inner-city wanker voter base, will begin construction next year with an estimated over run and blowout cost of at least $30 billion after union fees and payments to Chicoms.
“It’s the perfect base load power to keep the largest, fastest growing city in EZFKA powered reliably, particularly through summer when demand is at it’s highest,” Andrews said.
“The obvious solution is nuclear, but we managed to scare the shit out of Generation X in the 1980’s that they think it would be a nuclear winter every year if that ever went ahead. So second-rate, green grift it is.”
The Victorian government has already been scouting potential landfill sites in the western suburbs of Melbourne for when the turbines reach their end of life.