Melbourne criminals start wearing red shirts so Victoria Police won’t arrest them

Violent criminals from all over Melbourne have begun wearing red shirts, in an effort to evade arrest from Victoria Police.

The move comes after revelations Police command prevented detectives from the fraud squad from arresting Victorian ALP MP’s over the red shirt scandal. General duties officers say they’re powerless to stop crooks and that Police command directives are a boon for criminals.

‘If it’s good enough for these cunts, then it’s good enough for me,’ convicted felon Robbo said.

“I wear it to every home invasion I do, as soon as the Police see me outside with the goods they let me go,” gang member Chol said.

Commissioner Shane Patton said he will look into the problem and then look the other way.