Victoria Police have declared shooting protestors with rubber bullets and pepper spray a raging success, after bankrupt small business owners took to the streets of Melbourne protesting lockdowns.
Police Commissioner Shane Patton praised his troops work and the preparation of his Police in putting down dissent and sending several people to hospital.
“This is yet another great collaboration between Victoria Police, the People’s Armed Police and the UN Strong Cities Network. We will continue to suppress dissent of those already suppressed financially and psychologically until all freedoms are removed, full demoralisation is achieved and the camps are complete,” Patton said.
Patton confirmed several arrests, but also several wrongful arrests after protestors were found to be wearing Black Lives Matter shirts.
“Make no mistake. We will stop people gathering in large groups and keep people from overwhelming our hospitals by gathering in large groups ourselves, kicking the shit out of people and putting them in hospital.”
Premier Daniel Andrews is expected to announce further measures that he had already pre-planned, in an effort to use protestors as a scapegoat.