Fights break out across Australia as triple vaccinated accuse double vaccinated of being ‘vaccine hesitant’

Fights have broken out at numerous testing facilities across EZFKA, as triple vaccinated start accusing double vaccinated of being ‘vaccine hesitant’ with recently mandated booster shots being chucked out.

Police were called to multiple scenes across the country, most notably in Vic and NSW, as scuffles between triple vaccinated and double vaccinated broke out.

The triple vaccinated are demanding that double vaccinated be barred from buying groceries, going across state borders and sent to quarantine facilities until they receive their booster shot. They’re also demanding that they be forced to wear some kind of identifier on their clothing, to let strangers know they’re only double vaccinated.

EZFKA Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for calm.

“Everyone will have the opportunity to compromise their immune system and develop ADE or Bell’s Palsy, so I think it’s important that we have calm as there is enough to go around for everybody. We’re all equal economic units here,” Morrison said.

Meanwhile, the threshold for the lifting of lockdowns across EZFKA has now been moved from 80% vaccinated, to 80% of those still alive receiving their 5th booster shot by that stage.

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Agent 47

HAHAHA prescient AF. This will happen, mark my words. All these dumb fucks thinking that it would end with two jabs.

I also note Babylon Bee did something similar this morning.

Chinese Astroturfer

It’s a vaccine that needs to be taken 1-2 times per year for life and even then gives far from 100% efficacy.

This has been clear from the start.

Israel are already giving people are third injection so that’s three in 8 months already of which is a very powerful vaccine.

Given that borders will remain shut to anyone but VIPs for a long time to come, interstate travel is too risky, there’s no real pressing need for me to get the vaccine.


best ever.


I’m happy to have a vaccine as soon as I’ve seen the longitudinal studies showing it’s safe and effective and the TGA/FDA give it full approval using the same guidelines they used on every other vaccine prior to COVID. Im not going to be a guinea pig for this experiment though. They have enough already and I want to see what happens to them first. Besides, I’m in a group that has a 99.9% chance of survival even if the CCP sniffles come my way. Sure, call me hesitant, I bloody well am!


Yeh, this seems to be a sensible approach.

with the exception of my zombie scenario or similar low probability event – seems to be the best compromise of risks and benefits.