A Perth man has bravely come out from under his bed to see if the danger from the deadly COVID virus has subsided.
John Morrison, 35 from Fremantle, went outside from under his bed for the first time in months to see if the danger had subsided.
“Mate, Sunrise was telling me how deadly it was everyday. They told me you only had a 99% chance of surviving infection so that was enough for me. Under the bed with three masks on reading endless media doom porn was the only safe place to be,” John said.
“I’ve also been reading Macrobusiness. They said it’s an absolute disaster everywhere and that Melbourne is like Hiroshima in 1945. Bodies everywhere.”
John, who lined up for hours just to get vaccinated, had choice words for those who thought the danger wasn’t over.
“These selfish people that think they can ignore the rules. Just get the bloody jab it’s not hard. We’re all in this together. Stop killing the grandmothers you pretended to care about when you dumped them in aged care ten years ago.”