Australian millennials excited for borders to re-open so they can be outbid at auctions again by foreign money

Millennials across EZFKA are excited for the border to re-open so they can be outbid at auctions by foreign investors and money laundering.

As Australia begins to re-open, so does it’s property market and the doors to foreign money in real estate. Local millenials have expressed excitement at being left behind once again.

‘I’m really excited. Lockdown really made me miss that constant disappointment of never owning private property,’ Chris Foley, Sydney local, said.

‘I’m super keen to go out again with my girlfriend and stand should to shoulder with Chinese and Indians with tons of laundered cash and watch my dreams of home ownership be crushed over and over.’

AHPRA said they stand ready to assist foreign investors anyway they can.

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klarse holl

You will own nothing, and be miserable. I see the day when if you have a job, live in your car, have access to a dunny and a shower, you’ll be well off relative to most people.

I see the fault in my prediction, you need an address to own a car.

Peachy

watch my dreams of home ownership be crushed over and over.’

poetry

emusplatt

written by Dr Donuts??

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