Economic units have queued up all around EZFKA in a show of compassion, after vowing to donate all their booster shots to Peter Fitzsimons.
Fitzsimons, who said on Twitter that he was ‘happy to receive a booster shot’, has received an overwhelming number of vaccines delivered to his mansion in eastern Sydney.
‘I was more than happy to donate my booster shot to Fitz,’ Craig, 32, from Cairns said.
‘I could think of no-one more deserving of endless boosters than a mediocre ex-rugby player, writing 90 IQ, midwit rage porn in the Sydney Morning Herald.’
Fitzsimons has not responded to comment, but is believed to be signing a long-term sponsorship deal with Pfizer.