ACT Chief Minister Andrew Barr has announced for Iraqi Minister of Information as the new COVID media spokesperson.
Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf has been hiding under a false identity in Fairfield since the fall of Iraq. Barr made the appointment after triumphantly claiming the ACT had reached 250% first dose yesterday, paving the way for booster shots.
“I’m really excited about his diverse appointment. Canberra may be full of compliant, over-leveraged public servants with no real skills in life but I’m glad to see the super high levels of vaccine uptake,” Barr said.
“No-one will ever know what the real statistics are and how would you know anyway, we’ll just claim anything and repeat it a million times through the media until the midwits repeat it as gospel too.”
Al-Sahaf will commence his first press conference tomorrow.