Prime Minister Scott Morrison has vowed not to bow to China, after several cyber attacks on Australian institutions last week are believed to have originated from China.
However, in the wake of a Chinese surveillance ship spying on Aussie troops, Morrison defended criticisms that he was turning Australia into China and stated that it was necessary to import Chinese policies to know how to beat Chinese subversion.
“Well, they’ve essentially already got two states and a lot of our infrastructure so we’re halfway there. As soon as we get these vaccine passports and ID for social media accounts in, then we’ll have the social credit system too which we’re also nearly there with the QR codes. So we’ll know how to beat that as well,” Morrison told a packed press conference.
“We’ve arranged our quarantine model around the prison camps in Xinjiang and they’ve agreed to build our trains for us, so it’s a win-win. I’m also in the process of putting Australian political dissidents on lists after the protests last weekend.”
Despite criticism that his plan was fucking retarded and a blatant attempt to bring in globalist communism, Morrison outlined the economic benefits of such a national defence plan.
“China is an important trading partner and it’s important that we trade Australian freedoms for Chinese security. So, it’s important we model our society off of theirs so we know how to defeat it and benefit from it.”