Health Minister Greg Hunt has denied accusations that his vaccine uptake statistics are completely made up, after claiming 4 trillion Australians were vaccinated yesterday.
The Minister stated the numbers were 560% accurate and that no inflation of statistics or deceptiveness, such as the difference between offering vaccines in aged care and taking them, had occurred.
“Honestly, we can throw any number out there in the mainstream media, as we have done all along with the COVID deaths and case numbers, and people will believe it. The real estate industry has shown us the way – FOMO. All we have to do is create the perception that this dangerous but apparently necessary thing is in short supply and people will do all kinds of stupid things just to get it,” Hunt said.
Hunt remained defiant about the tactics used to get Australians to take the vaccine.
“The TGA statistics on vaccine deaths are irrelevant, I stand by my statement that Australians are undergoing the largest clinical trial in history. Fortunately for us a lot of them are the useless eaters that they are, so a bit of fear, coercion and peer pressure and they’ll go rushing to get a jab that will do them untold harm in the end, but untold riches for our mates in the pharmaceutical industry.”