WA Premier Mark McGowan has vowed to set an IPhone reminder to remind to him to start the next lockdown in WA, after coming spectacularly close to missing the end date of the last state of emergency powers in WA.
McGowan, who blamed his “old Android for not receiving updates” has set the reminder to send Perth into lockdown and more businesses into liquidation when the state of emergency powers are next set to expire.
“That was a close one. I was already running low on bullshit excuses,” McGowan said in an interview.
“I mean, I thought people had worked out these lockdowns are purely political and about making the middle class submit to the Great Reset’s socioeconomic objectives but obviously we underestimated the public’s submissiveness. We are the world’s longest penal colony, so perhaps I should remind myself of that also.”
McGowan intends to raise the idea at the next National Cabinet meeting, with all states implementing a system that co-ordinates with figures in the corporate mainstream media.
Queensland is set to be particularly keen on the idea, with the next lockdown to come in days.