Victoria to be first Australian state to ban traditional forms of birth control following successful deployment of COVID vaccines

The EZFKA state of Victoria will make history this week, after becoming the first Australian state to ban condoms, the pill and other forms of contraception.

Daniel Andrews announced that traditional forms of birth control would be banned, following the latest data release from Pfizer that showed successful disruptions of menstrual cycles in women and declining birth rates worldwide post-COVID jab.

“It’s great to see Victoria leading the way worldwide again as a truly progressive state. Our record high vaccination rates means there’s no need for other forms of birth control and we thank Pfizer, Moderna and the rest for making this happen,” Andrews said.

“I’d also like to thank the most compliant, bed-wetting group of softcocks in Australia that can’t think of second and third order consequences and that love to follow rules for the sake of it – your sacrifice in terms of the greater good of depopulation is noted.”

Andrews said he was already in talks with Anthony Albanese in terms of how many Nigerians to import to replace the excess deaths in Victoria.

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at least Nigerians will not be softcocks!

In the female population and in changerooms between AFL players, henceforth they shall be known as the “impalers”.
name sounds good for an AFL club.


I’m not sure whether this group of researchers, or their pre-print paper, will be the first to disappear:

Serious Adverse Events of Special Interest Following mRNA Vaccination in Randomized Trials

Results: Pfizer and Moderna mRNA COVID-19 vaccines were associated with an increased risk of serious adverse events of special interest, with an absolute risk increase of 10.1 and 15.1 per 10,000 vaccinated over placebo baselines of 17.6 and 42.2 (95% CI -0.4 to 20.6 and -3.6 to 33.8), respectively. Combined, the mRNA vaccines were associated with an absolute risk increase of serious adverse events of special interest of 12.5 per 10,000 (95% CI 2.1 to 22.9).
The excess risk of serious adverse events of special interest surpassed the risk reduction for COVID-19 hospitalization relative to the placebo group in both Pfizer and Moderna trials (2.3 and 6.4 per 10,000 participants, respectively).

Discussion: The excess risk of serious adverse events found in our study points to the need for formal harm-benefit analyses, particularly those that are stratified according to risk of serious COVID-19 outcomes such as hospitalization or death.

Last edited 24 days ago by plaguerat
Basil Thistlethwaite

I wonder if this will be dysgenic? The laptop class/twitterati vaxx enthusiasts all got shot ( I love fuckin Science! ) but the mong/dunger class didnt.

You mean exactly as the original proposition for the movie Idiocracy?

You mean exactly as the original proposition for the movie Idiocracy?

Not sure we should talk about eugenics
Ole fat Peachy/Chris Joye’s eyes will start twitchin

A Fly In Your Ointment

Who’s Chris Joye?

Nah, just discussing a movie…


Legislating the dumbing down of society: NSW selective high schools going woke, 20% of intake will no longer based on academic merit but instead filled with selected chosen groups of the day.


Yeah… the elites can’t have other peoples children competing with them, even mildly fairly…

lol. best of luck to all the karens who overspent on getting into a specific school catchment area.


I believe Taiwan has had something like a 26% decline in live births in 2022, which is about a 20 sigma event. That’s about the same probability as an asteroid striking me this afternoon.

Coincidentally, they’ve also had about a 25% increase in all cause mortality.

A massive decline in births at the same time as a massive increase in deaths equates to an existential crisis for the Taiwanese. Scientists are baffled, of course.

Similar large birth declines are being reported I’m European countries. It’s all a bit of a worry, really.


I hear that the next “fertility-booster” shot will be delivered not into the arm, but into the abdominal area, rabies-shot-style.

(Extra-long needles will be issued and nurses will be instructed how to reliably locate the ovary without ultrasound)

Last edited 22 days ago by Peachy

Seems like wasted effort. The standard form of the shot seems to be pretty effective at ruining fertility as it is.

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