‘Our government is full of wankers’ Palaszczuk defends Queensland Health masturbation post

Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has defended a bizarre social media post from Queensland Health, spruiking the benefits of masturbation.

The post, which many have claimed is an attempt to counter signal No Nut November, was made last week on Facebook to much derision.

‘Our government is full of tossers and wankers, that much is obvious by the recent decision making and I stand by Queensland Health,’ Palaszczuk said.

‘I mean I’ve been casually flicking the bean to the accumulation of power I now have and I don’t think I’ll be taking my hand off it anytime soon.’

Queensland Health were unavailable for comment, but are believed to be preparing a COVID anal swab campaign shortly.

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