New research has shown the deadly COVID-19 virus that has forced the shutdown of EZFKA, has not claimed the lives on any first responders across the nation.
The study, conducted by the Who the Fuck Still Believes This Shit Institute, found that no Police, Ambos, Doctors, Nurses or Firies have succumbed to the virus despite being at the forefront of it for the last 18 months.
“What an amazing find that those most exposed to such a deadly disease have not succumbed to it. Especially, the Police who have been congregating in groups to stop people congregating in groups,” Dr Ken Worthy said.
“All this for the 38th leading cause of death in 2020. Truly remarkable.”
More research is being proposed, including the exemptions for court judges current politicians are involved with.