Scott Morrison unveils LNP re-election strategy of implementing left-wing policies from five years ago

EZFKA PM Scott Morrison has unveiled the LNP’s new election strategy, which has been dubbed as ‘further left than the Greens.’

Morrison has stated Cabinet had agreed to copy and paste both the ALP and Greens’ policies from the 2016 and 2019 elections and pass them off as their own.

“I’d like to thank Malcolm Turnbull for really accelerating a process that both Fraser and Howard really began,” Morrison said.

“Whether it’s huge debt and public spending, open borders, dismantling of family values, censorship, the end of civil liberties and now net-zero, we are the party of small government and freedom.”

Morrison says he’ll be installing a photo of Robert Menzies as a doormat at Kirribilli House in preparation.