Brisbane bar to ban unvaccinated so patrons can destroy their health with alcohol

A bar in the EZFKA city of Brisbane will ban those not vaccinated with a COVID19 jab from entering it’s premises from next week, as part of Queensland’s economic recovery.

The Brightside Bar will allow only those who have had two vaccines into the premises.

“Our industry is struggling and been hit hard by government lockdowns, that’s why we’re making it even harder for ourselves by eliminating a large number of our customers,” owner Craig Publican said.

“Lockdown has provided us an opportunity to renovate. It’s all about public health, that’s why we’re also installing a special drunken violence space up the back and easy access ramp for drink drivers in our car park.”

The Brightside re-opens next week.