‘Environmental Emergency’: Melbourne lake renamed in honour of Sikh closed after being found to have extreme levels of human faeces

A lake in Melbourne renamed after the founder of Sikhism has been closed to the public, after extreme levels of human shit were found in and around it.

The lake in Berwick, recently renamed Guru Nanak Lake by the Victorian Government, has been declared an environmental catastrophe and closed to the public indefinitely.

“We’ve closed the lake and the surrounds after we noticed large groups of Indians travelling to the park to take a shit within 24 hours of renaming it,” a Victorian government spokesperson said.

“The levels were off the chart. I’ve never smelled anything like it in my life. It’s just like that park in Ryde where the Indians were shitting in it.”

Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has said the government is looking at ‘DESIGNATING’ the area as an open-air public toilet, which Allan said would prove a ‘massive tourist attraction.’

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LSWCHP

One of Trump’s lawyers advises New York AG Letitia James that they will “throw your fat ass in jail” if she continues her lawfare against Trump. And he also referred to her as “sweetheart”. Lawdy lawdy!

https://barenakedislam.com/2024/11/12/hey-letitia-we-will-throw-your-fat-ass-in-prison/ 

Quote of the century, and a glorious thing to behold.

Trump’s taken off the gloves and replaced them with brass knuckles, a stiletto and a baseball bat studded with nails and razor blades.

Aussie Soy Boy

Trump’s surrounded himself with a bunch of neo-cons while pretending he’s anti-establishment with his insult comic schtick and making Musk the Commissioner of Cost Cutting or some nonsense. Your pussy gets wet every time he says something ‘shocking’ lol

A fly in your ointment

What’s wrong with the wet one?
It is still better than the dry ones from leftard spectrum

LSWCHP

You off your meds?

Nemesis

nah he’s just salty because he thought Kamala would win, wrong again I guess

Stewie

That was an emotionally satisfying video and I will be well pleased to see Trump and his lawers work to punish those who engaged in lawfare against Trump and many people on the right, as well as work to dismantle the political infrastructure and avenues that allowed them to gain the role in the first place. This is one area of benefit that is likely to flow from a Trump Presidency, so long as it is not replaced with something similar.

Trump’s appointment of a Fox news man instead of someone like Tulsi Gabbard disappoints me, and leads me to suspect both she and RFK will be palmed off to minor roles, if anything at all.

IMHO the Deep state will persist – the limit of Trump’s ideological war will solely be against wokism and the growing ideological excesses of the last two Democrat Presidents, and the ideological grip that “leftist” views have over the media and academia. As well as areas where the State has worked actively against someone like who Trump sees himself, and honest and hardworking businessman, through the examples of lawfare that I mentioned previously.

But without someone prepared to tackle the Deep State, who actually believes it is there – like Tulis Gabbard, then those who worked to provoke the war between Russia and the Ukraine will go largely uninvestigated. There will be no vengeance against the players of the Deep state, no dismantling of it or its Ziofascist Neoconserative/liberal roots. He’ll probably use his previous statements of ‘Forgiveness and moving on’ like he floated/signaled with Hunter, for justification.

Don’t get me wrong, there will be some victories to be celebrated, but mainly in terms of the recent excesses of the cultural war, which I suppose is still a good thing – but my worry now is that his victory will simply take the Revolutionary energy out of the movement, right at the moment the Deep State shape shifts ideological form in order to remain in control.

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OzCuck

When Christians think jews are gods chosen people you got a fuck load a way to go.

Also do people even want to go back to Christian times because it means a lot of people have to have a big sloppy fat chick moot.

We need to celebrate population reduction.

Stewie

“God’s chosen people”

Up until the second Vatican council the only ‘Christians’ who thought that were ZinoChristians, who are basically Jews given that all the senior members in that movement have close ties to Israel and do regular ‘pilgrimages’ to the Holy Land.

Proper Christians should recognise that Jews were God’s chosen people, but they rejected him and his teachings:

When Pilate saw that he was getting nowhere, but that instead an uproar was starting, he took water and washed his hands in front of the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood,” he said. “It is your responsibility!” All the people answered, “His blood is on us and on our children!”

Matthew 27:24-25

The only population reduction the world needs is amongst the children of Satan.

OzCuck

Also Asians, poos, niggers, spics and sand niggers. If you want white people to become more numerous pay women and have eugenics. If people are good lookin, athletic and smart they should get a tax break or gibs.

Stewie

I would happily provide women with a UBI if it meant that there were zero women in the workforce outside of secretaries, hairdressers, nurses and primary school teachers.

OzCuck

You’re simply going to need actual eugenics. What we have is something of a eugenics program. Import a bazillion immigrants and hope that 1 in 1000 of them will be brilliant.

Stewie

The only benefit to Australia’s immigration scheme is that the overwhelming majority still settle in the cities, which have always been population sinks. Virtually no genetics from later empire Rome remain in Rome or Italy today. So long as their invasion of the countryside can be curtailed, then they will die out just as fast as the liberal city dwelling cosmopolitans who agreed to them being brought here.

Stewie

Interesting…. I might have been too hasty – Trump appointed Tulsi Director of National Intelligence…. he likes his symmetry – Kamala put Tulsi on the no-fly list which rolls up under this. Not quite the same as Secretary of Defense, but still a pretty senior role. Now only time will be the judge of Trumpy – wait and see I suppose.

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Gruppenführer Mark

And Tucker for White House press secretary! Or so is the rumour circulated around the socials. Of course, it is being called false.

LSWCHP

One of those things that if it isn’t true, it should be.

A fly in your ointment

What’s with your link copypasta challenge…

https://barenakedislam.com/2024/11/12/hey-letitia-we-will-throw-your-fat-ass-in-prison/

The logo is hilariously ironical
Actually a hooknose-lover’s groupwank-tinder

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stagmal

fmd if we’re at the stage where they’re renaming all our shit we are fucked

A fly in your ointment

Would you feel the same if the lake was renamed into Bandera Lake to which one has to drive down the Vidkun Quisling lane ?

stagmal

sounds awesome

A fly in your ointment

No doubt; is it bc it aligns with Western values?

stagmal

western values circa 125 a.d maybe

A fly in your ointment

Wow, values that begun in 125AD are still values in 2024AD!

Noice

A fly in your ointment

…and we back to usual programming on jews, poojeets, negroes, abos, slopes.
It lasted less than a week… Dumbo does it once again

Well done!

Agent 47

Oh no! Anyway..

A fly in your ointment

No shit… the hater cop rejoices the return of daily Dumbo digest.

Agent 47

Or more accurately, the cop hater returns to espouse his daily dose of TDS – Timbo Derangement Syndrome.

A fly in your ointment

Noice, you’re improving.
This is actually somewhat funny. Just hopelessly not even in the direction of the target but you’ll get there.

Tnx for the minus. The woke brigade failed massively to award me with important meaningless accolade.

A fly in your ointment

Where’s the minus on my post?

A fly in your ointment

What’s the iq of two cops in a car?
It is lesser than the two dumb robbers in a car.

Cops let robbers go butnwere disappointed that could not issue parking infringement to robbers who brazenly parked over two spots and failed to pay for parking.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/queensland-warehouse-robbery-cops-fail-caught-cctv/news-story/ba5a066e2a110de9aa2d649d48b87f6d

OzCuck

Muh tatts. It means I’m interesting. Without having to be interesting.

A bit like wogs and their Catholicisms.

I told you white people have become wogs.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/new-tattoo-rules-brought-in-to-boost-the-ranks-of-victoria-police/637d7f1c-ec8a-48da-989d-9b77cbf4fa59#:~:text=Victorian%20police%20officers%20are%20now,be%20covered%20while%20on%20duty.

A fly in your ointment

white people have become wogs.

“white people” became euphemism detached from skin colour.
“Whities” cannot become wogs, wogs can be spoiled to be “whities”

A fly in your ointment

Where’s Nazism protected?
A simple vote delineate the world to those that want to protect it and those who had enough of it in various forms.
Satraps and suzereigns marked in red.

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stagmal

yeah imagine really believing nazism is ‘protected’ in australia you literally get imprisoned here for throwing a halfway roman salute now and neo nazi groups are relentlessly hounded by the police

the vote simply reflects global geopolitical divides (global south vs gay american empire), nothing more than that; those voting no are signalling they believe that russia’s proposal is political cynicism and nothing more than that

A fly in your ointment

You talk of street level show for masses. That ain’t more than for shits and giggles on domestic market.
Ukronazi shyte support is what matters. If it serves the purpose, Nazism will be fertilised and watered the same way Taliban Isis et cie were/are.

stagmal

yeah sentencing someone to jail for slightly raising their arm and saying “australia for the white man” and throwing 500 cops at a bunch of guys for walking around the brisbane cbd = street level show for the masses

support for ukraine is purely geopolitical, it wouldnt matter if there were a few ‘nazis’ there or not. most of the support for it is coming from people who dont even believe there is in the first place bc they think its russian propaganda

yes i really believe the official secret ideology of the aus govt is white supremacy and neo nazism on the basis of oppostion to a performative russian UN proposal, and the way our govt expresses this is through an immigration policy that is making white ppl a minority and locking up / relentlessly hounding neo nazi political groups

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A fly in your ointment

R U sniffing glue again?

You’re switching thesis and venture into what no one said (but is part of a livid imagination). Cudos for imagination.

What you describe is public show, virtue signalling by government as supposedly being against Nazism. Everyone does it. It tackles low iq mob getting a hard on from doing a Roman in public trying to project power on passers by as a compensation for a small dick.

You’re not that stupid to get it that when ukronazis eventually flee and land on our shores they will be welcomed. Like the ww2 UkroNazi who was cheered in Canadian parliament. Nazism is ok when it is a function of staving off or defeating thy enemy. Hence the vote in UN

Sadly, Canadians lost that beautiful art of marschieren! Even Russian girls beat them now!

LSWCHP

When the ointment critter accuses you of sniffing glue, well, you know you’re doing Gods work.

A fly in your ointment

Lol, this is truly funny my hooknose loving friend, I knew interaction with me will make you cool bro one day. This is that day!
You deserve a plus in the meaningless accolade ticker.

Gruppenführer Mark

Well, folks, it has been a week since Trump got elected. And we already have a number of fun things happening.

Kamala’s former comms director called for Biden to step down now to allow Kamala to be the 47th POTUS. Which will bring disruption on 6 Jan. Which is not insurrection, because Trump would have to rebrand all of his stuff. CNN is loving it.

Then we have the German chancellor candidate, Friedrich Merz, who said that if elected he will give Putin a 24-hour ultimatum to stop the war or else he will authorise transfer of long-range cruise missiles to Ukraine and authorise strikes on Russian territory. Guess burning Leopards in Kursk, same as 81 years ago is not enough. Putin stated quite clearly that this will result in a retaliatory strike. Maybe the T-34s would be replaced with T-90s in front of Reichstag as well. These were installed as a reminder of history, but the history seems to have been forgotten.

Then we have the new NATO Sec Gen Rutte allegedly making statements that he would kick US out of NATO should Trump abandon Ukraine. Of course, there are no news on this subject, except for a Newsweek article stating that this is false. Debunking what doesn’t exist seems legit. In any case, Rutte may have to recall that US contributes ~70% of NATO budget and thus Trump is his employer. I wonder who the author of this rumour was and why was it floated.

Then we have an alleged phone call from Trump to Putin. In this call, Trump allegedly warned Putin not to escalate in Ukraine and reminded him of Washington’s “sizeable presence” in Europe. 100,000 troops, according to Google. Of course, Kremlin said that the phone call never took place. Hell, Putin hadn’t even congratulated Trump on his victory because Russia considers US an unfriendly state, according to Putin’s spokesman. I wonder who the author of this rumour was and why was it floated.

To be continued to avoid getting into sin bin because of the links.

Part 2 to the above.

Then we have a genius (albeit outgoing) NATO Admiral Rob Bauer, who literally said

NATO troops would be on the ground in Ukraine fighting Russian forces if Moscow did not have nuclear weapons, the head of the alliance’s military committee has said.

“I am absolutely sure if the Russians did not have nuclear weapons, we would have been in Ukraine, kicking them out,” Admiral Rob Bauer, the outgoing chief of NATO’s Military Committee, said during an appearance at the IISS Prague Defence Summit in the Czech Republic on Sunday.

I don’t even know how to parse this idiocy. If USA didn’t use nukes in WWII, the world would have been a better place. The only reason the world has nukes is because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. As the ultimate means of deterrence. The last straw that broke the camel’s back was Zelensky’s statement on 17 February 2022 in Munich that Ukraine needs to obtain nukes.

And now to Trump’s cabinet. Washington Examiner did a nice piece on Trump’s cabinet appointments. I mainly agree. The gist is to look at domestic policy and foreign policy separately.

Foreign policy is pro-Israel, against China, Ukraine is a lost cause so why support it, Russia is not a friend, but Trump believes he can make a deal with Russia to break it apart from China. Righto. On Israel specifically, Trump’s appointment of former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee as the next US ambassador to Israel is interesting, because Huckabee supports further annexation of West Bank. Israel loves this, saying

The year 2025 will be, with God’s help, the year of sovereignty in Judea and Samaria“.

As you all would remember, Trump approved moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem and recognised Golan Heights as part of Israel. So the expansionist policies of Israel will not stop, with full support of Trump’s administration. On China, Trump sees it as a main enemy and will do what he can to reignite trade war (which may not bode well for us as a whole, and here in WA specifically).

Domestic policy is anti-Democrat, anti-woke, and populist. Just the appointment of Musk and Ramaswamy to DOGE (love the abbreviation) – Department of Government Efficiency – means to show his electorate that Trump means business without really achieving anything. We shall wait and see. Appointment of Tulsi Gabbard fits this narrative as well, in my opinion, as she is a well-recognised face, has Congressional and military experience, and is pleasant to look at and listen to, sort of like Sarah Palin of 2010s. Ah, Mitch McConnell is also out.

Thoughts?

Aussie Soy Boy

Just another neo-con Republican. Dishes out some insults, hires Elon and that Kennedy nutcase, his meathead supporters think he’s anti-establishment.

OzCuck

Yeah MIGA. Sad. Oh well its as regular as clockwork. Hope and change then the leader is a cunt and throws everyone to the wolves. I wonder if Elon will do the same and be on board with all this digital id shit. I’m already starting to miss the trannies, blue haired retards and the zero talent nigger pop stars.

stagmal

Lol

OzCuck

David Icke says his grandad was some sort of technocracy would be authoritarian.

A fly in your ointment

Whilst i could agree with most, here are some notes and observations:

Rutte may have to recall that US contributes ~70% of NATO budget

70% may be a bit liberal estimate but not too far. OTOH, US sells almost all the weapons (in % per $) and use NATO for their own ends 99.99% of the time.
Unless one of the Trupidiocies or just for show, US loses much more in theoretical dissolution of the polyamory between US and its bitches.

I wonder who the author of this rumour was and why was it floated.

Same mob who engaged greatest entity (by size) to legitimise 2020 selections and worked against prez Trump 2016 onwards.
All rumours are spec op against Trump, rather against his supporters.

Russia is not a friend, but Trump believes he can make a deal with Russia to break it apart from China.

To make a deal one has to know what is the minimum need of the other side. China-Russia alliance horse have bolted and it will not be corralled soon. He’s late. Could’ve done something if he was not robbed 2020. But he’s a trader. May have something to trade with The Big P. Cannot imagine what could it be

Valid points.

On your last point, yeah, he could trade with Putin, but what would he offer Putin and what would Putin be willing to offer back?

The only thing that I see is Russia talks to Iran to just let Palestine and Lebanon go, until Israel does something stupid, of course. In return, Ukraine gets no more US help, withers and is forced to capitulate.

A fly in your ointment

Palestine will not go that easy. It is existential for non chosen Semites and I doubt it can be traded with defacto annihilation. It may have been a small distraction from UA issue but it is probably a desperation of hooknoses to exit the slow loss from peace being there.

The only way I see T trade with P on denazification issue is that war end in UA is mispresented to the west media as a Russian defeat OR as a new paradigm shift.
I can only speculate what that can be, i.e. a deal to partition UA to defacto Russian east, rump demilitarised central UA and far west given to claimants from the western borders – idea someone from Kremlin already presented. I am almost sure Poles will drop support for the war if given a chunk of the pie and US has an option to justify the deal and presents itself as peace broker. Breakup of UA where DPR and LPR are not unified as parts of Russia could that Russian loss or compromise.
Just one of many speculations.
Of course, P is a pussy and may blink then accept that shyte deal as peddled from the west right now. That’s about the same as a defeat that can be presented as stalemate exit.

LSWCHP

Just drove down the exit ramp off a motorway. At the bottom, a young Asian chick coming from my right indicated left and started to drive up the exit ramp into oncoming traffic.. Much hilarity ensued.

A fly in your ointment

Utter rubbish, a figment of imagination!
Asian chicks don’t use indicators, don’t even know what’s it for !

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlH9RGLJqxE

LSWCHP

Wisconsin senate race count shows a 4am dump of ballots, 90% of which went to Biden, which was enough to put the Dem candidate in the lead.

Where have we seen this chart shape before?

https://www.maciverinstitute.com/perspectives/compelling-evidence-of-irregularities-in-wisconsin%E2%80%99s-senate-election 

Is there anybody who could say with a straight face that that doesn’t deserve investigation?

Gruppenführer Mark

Page not found. Must be fake news 😀

A fly in your ointment

Link

Web link copypasta chalenged person😉

Sheeeeeet, dawg, when I clicks on the link I expects it to work.

Anyhow. The graph in the link looks suspicious, but if I dig into detail, there is only 30K vote difference. Two of the largest cities – Milwaukee and Madison, have Dems ahead by ~200K votes each. So a couple of heavy Dem precincts reporting can definitely be accountable for the jump in the original graph.

I ain’t saying that’s what happened, but it is a possibility in cities with heavy Dem-oriented population.

LSWCHP

I’m not saying it’s 100% bogus, just that unusual discontinuities in relatively smooth curves normally deserve close inspection and review.

I spent over 30 years of my career as a digital signal processing engineer extracting signals from noisy time series data. When I see a curve with a mammoth step function, it makes me want to go into the corner of the room, nod, rock and say “squeeee”, because that’s not how the world behaves.

A fly in your ointment

There’s a sudden jump of the red line at around 1.1-1.3 mil and about equivalent to the jump in blue line later on, which is more striking to the eye.

Without delving into details which don’t interest me one iota, it may be as simple as mind trick where people believe that lotto numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 have to be a fraud and a lesser chance than any other 7 numbers combo

A fly in your ointment

Sheeeeeet, dawg, when I clicks on the link I expects it to work.

The comment was on repeated link posting issue by our dear hooknose lover friend.

OzCuck

Wew, legacy ezfkas are just a plain embarrassment.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/class-action-firm-files-federal-court-case-against-coles-woolworths/news-story/56cd05c65a4bfb7fbcf10ffb56f6e5cc

Your average shitskin would be thrilled to bits with the rice and cheap chicken.

A fly in your ointment

Good for PR and steeple to believe they live in democracy

A fly in your ointment

Sheeple

OzCuck

Hypocrisy and projection is pretty popular these days. Like banks making sure you are frugal and acting like they are the ones good with money. Latte Leftists calling you a nazi while they vote for teals…etc etc

stagmal

nz parliament chimpout

getting to be a really scary place these days

https://x.com/Ohheykenny/status/1856904956282114246

is hugh pavavaagegegvich reading this site can he confirm?

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OzCuck

Those fuckers would do the haka at the opening of an envelope. 

JimsCentralBanking

I put forward the motion that a supply of fresh bananas be kept in the chamber to help pacify any future outbursts

Stewie

Liberals think Maoris lived in some peaceful Island paradise, where as the traditional insult for these barbaric cannibals that was hurled at their opponents was “I’m gunna turn you into shit.” literally.

JimsCentralBanking

I’d bet Maoris would still be engaging in “this horrid practice” if it wasn’t for the civilising influence of white colonists, too.

A fly in your ointment

Savages!
And they are mostly ujabbed thunking jab causes myocarditis and stroke!

Stewie

Of course they would be unjabbed – vaccination was another invention of white people…. most of their kids would have died of Measles.

The90kwbeast

Yes, the noble savage myth lives on as strong as ever doesn’t it

Stewie

Most of our imported worker class, Fly being an example, receive constant indoctrination as to that supposed reality.

If they don’t have it beamed into their brain cell through watching the ‘proper news’ like ABC or SBS, then they get indoctrinated through compulsory work place training, like I outlined some time ago.

robert2013

That’s the death of NZ multiculturalism and the illusion of technocratic government. South Africa there they go!

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