A breakthrough study in the Economic Zone Formerly Known As Australia has found that everyone who has already taken an experimental vaccine believing they were going to get their freedoms back, are chronic dumb shits.
The study, conducted by the Institute for Based Australians, has also confirmed that the average IQ in Australia has dropped at least 20 points in the last five years and almost none of the 2 million plus vaccinated are ‘familiar with the concept of history.’
With the country still locked down and with vaccine passports and social credit scores on the way, experts said the findings of the study were concerning.
“What we’ve found is that almost no-one has taken the vaccine because they were concerned about COVID. Most people are taking it because they felt demoralised and thought they were going to ‘get their freedoms back’ or they ‘wanted to go travelling.’ But they made sure they told all their mates it was for the ‘greater good’ because they feared social disapproval otherwise,” Dr Ray Gunner said.
“It has conclusively shown that Australians will trade absolutely every last bit of freedom won by previous generations for any little bit of modern comfort or convenience, for example going on a cruise, shopping or watching sportsball. If house prices are ever tied in some way to getting the jab, then watch this space.”
“It’s like they’ve never read a history book in their lives, unless of course it’s the history of house prices in their suburb.”
Melbourne local Davo, 31, echoed the sentiments of the study.
“Mate, I did everything they bloody asked. I’m even booked in 6 months in advance for the monthly Pfizer booster when they become mandatory next year. So, when do I get to go to bloody Thailand again? They said they give the freedoms back, so where are they?”
Prime Minister Scott Morrison applauded the study’s findings.
“This is great news for the World Economic Forum. Although I’ll still be turning the vaccinated on the unvaccinated, Australia has proven a vital testing ground for Operation Lockstep. I’m confident that the controlled demolition of the middle class through lockdowns can continue and that Australia can remain a beacon of freedom and democracy, in the face of the threat of Communist China.”